The CHONK chart for cats is the defining tool of a cats CHONK level.

A Fine Boi

Your cat is not a chonk or chonker.  Your cat finds itself most happy with a portion of the food given and is often found jumping and running around the house.

He Chomnk

At an average of 30% body fat the "He Chomnk" cat chonk category is the minor leagues of chonkiness.  Its where the rookies are eating their way to get the recognition they deserve on the chonk chart.  The He Chomnk category is best known for cats that still run and jump but you hear it in the other room.

A Heckin' Chonker

Now we are chonking.  A Heckin' Chonker is the most average on the chonk chart.  Know for balanced levels of agility, chonkiness, and eating they are a jack of all trades and the poster child of a cat that may eat the whole bowl of food just to sit in the window and soak up the sun most of the day.

HEFTY CHONK

Hefty and they know it, the HEFTYCHONK is on the upper side of the chonk chart where the cats begin to earn the real titles of chonkers.  The HEFTYCHONK is best known for defying what a chonky cat should be able to do by still managing to find impossible places to fit and sit while they wait for their next meal.

MEGACHONKER

Like the titanic setting sail to sea, people stop to watch this chonker go by.  You can feel it in the floor when hes running and you know the food bowl is always empty and this is the cat that may even find their way into your own food.

OH LAWD HE COMIN

The pinnacle of chonk.  The rarest of all the chonkers and most breathtaking, the "OH LAWD HE COMIN" chonk cat will be seen moving only to and from the food bowl and only in the rarest of occasions found on an elevated surface.